This Forbes opinion piece by Paul Johnston attempts the daring feat of trying to demonstrate that climate change is nonsense by using faulty logic, irrelevant anecdotes, bogus arguments, inappropriate analogies, unsubstantiated false claims, and hefty portions of sheer ignorance.
Naturally he fails miserably.
Johnson starts with an anecdote about asking a “Green” acquaintance “Well, what about your weather theory now?” and how this person allegedly claimed England had never had such weather previously.
To begin he illustrates that he does not understand the difference between weather and climate and hence the difference between meteorology and climatology. Not a good start for someone who proposes to critique climate science.
From this anecdotal example of a single person he generalizes that “Greens … know no history”, thereby committing an Inductive fallacy.
He then attempts to ascribe Climate science to “Greens” (Straw Man Fallacy) avoiding the troublesome fact that the source of climate science is climate scientists. Not only do climate scientists know climate history far beyond Johnson’s 80 years, and in a depth and detail that he cannot seem to conceive, they have also grasped the concept that the ‘globe’ or ‘Earth’ is an entire planet and not just Johnson’s back garden – a fact that appears to have eluded Johnson.
Yes, Johnson commits that other standard error of “it was cold where I am, therefore the whole planet is cold”, when in fact to date 2008 is the seventh hottest year recorded.
In case we are not yet convinced he further demonstrates his utter cluelessness about climate science by comparing it to the sciences of Marx and Freud. This departure into an irrelevant tangent is not supported by any demonstration that climate science is in any way analogous, but rather appears to be nothing more than a chance opportunity to take a swipe at Marx and Freud while committing the logical fallacy of “Guilt By Association”.
You would think that a historian would realize that ‘Climate Change Theory’ is not a hypothesis per se, but is like Evolution in that it is a meta-concept that is the most heuristic, rational, and parsimonious explanation of a vast amount of data coming from many fields and thousands of studies, each of which worked with testable hypotheses sensu Popper and qualify as rigourous, valid science. You would be wrong.
He hopes that through this completely irrelevant analogy he has demonstrated that “the essence of the Greens’ theory of global warming–has about as much basis in science as Marxism and Freudianism”. His ten minutes would have been better spent on a search engine discovering that there is in fact a staggeringly huge scientific basis to climate science and that his claim is laughably ridiculous.
Having thoroughly established that he has no idea what he is talking about it is time to launch into the requisite political rant. Here he seems to subscribe to the ideas of the much discredited Bjorn Lomborg and here. It seems that the logic driving this is that if you are going to indulge in nonsense you may as well go all of the way.
From there he critiques “Greens” for the biofuel debacle, ignoring the fact that the biofuel mess has been created by a society that wants to cut CO2 while still indulging in profligate energy use, a strategy neither environmentalists nor climate scientists advocated. This is followed by an equally ill-informed and anectdotal critique of wind power.
To sum up he causes Karl Popper, father of “The Problem of Induction” to spin in his grave by stating “These are proof–of which history offers so many examples—that…”
The particular irony is that Johnson’s delusions of competence led him to invoke the great philosopher Popper in the mistaken notion that Popper would have supported his views. It is more likely that Popper would have slapped him upside the head for all the gross errors of logic used in this idiotic article.
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OK, I confess, Popper has long been a hero of mine (scientists have weird heros) and I could not let the suggestion that he would have approved of this egregious bilge go unchallenged. The anti-science movement of climate denierism is antithetical to everything Popper strove to achieve.
My god! Is he for real? And what is it with people comparing environmentalism to communism and religious zealotry? Drives me crazy!
“When I’m driving to my country home in Somerset…” Arrgh!
“Those who buy in to global warming wish to drastically curb human economic and industrial activities, regardless of the consequences for people, especially the poor.” Yeah, I bet he’s really concerned about poor people, especially on his drive to his country home.
This guy is as bad as Nigel Lawson: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-557374/The-REAL-inconvenient-truth-Zealotry-global-warming-damage-Earth-far-climate-change.html
Thanks for writing this piece.
Excellent deconstruction. Looks like Johnston suffers the same malady as Monckton – his arrogance exceeds his ability by a spectacular margin.
If it hasn’t occurred to you already, why not submit this to Forbes as a rebuttal? As we all know, idiots like Johnston need to be slapped back at every opportunity otherwise the great unwashed masses mistake the drivel for science.
Thanks David
I did post a lead and link in the Forbes comment thread, but never thought to submit. I suspect this one is a little acerbic for that purpose as a tiny bit of my outrage at the violation of Popper’s memory may have crept into the piece 🙂
You never know, they may be interested – even if the acerbicity [sic] needs to be turned down a little. Unfortunately for Johnson even the most gentle delivery is going to make him look like an idiot. 😉
I just added my own thoughts on the piece – http://rate.forbes.com/comments/CommentServlet?op=cpage&sourcename=story&StoryURI=forbes/2008/1006/025.html
I’m assuming Johnson is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Johnson_(writer)? 100 in November. I’m glad his country home is in Somerset – I live in the next county down the road.
I love you guys.
@ Amber, yes, too real. Thanks for the Lawson link , we’ll go after him later.
@ David That’s him, from New Statesmen editor to Bush crony, what a tragic fall. You were way too kind in your comment, but I did have some fun at AmbassadorOfChange’s expense to return the favour.
@ pumamoon Blush … thank you 😎
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I wrote a short blog post about climate change on my blogspot blog called written-idea. In it, I concede that I’m not a climate expert, and quite frankly, I don’t know who to believe.
Regarding the threaded conversation above, I would just like to put forward a basic idea that I have noted. When legislation is written which seems to attempt to “correct” more than global warming, in the name of climate protection, it detracts from any clear message of warning.
I am writing specifically of the “Cap and Trade” bill, as an example. It included provisions for home inspections to ensure that citizens are not using devices (such as water heaters, refrigerators, light bulbs, etc.) that are not on the approved “green” list.
This particular legislation is completely unacceptable to me. It makes me wonder if scientific data isn’t being used to justify a grab on liberties.
I’m no fan of smelly smoke stacks – and I think we should strive for moderation in all things; but, when either side of an argument starts arguing generalities, and stops arguing specifics, the truth suffers IMHO.